DICKFACEHEAD/DUE TO THIS MUSCLE

blahhhhhhhh

2009-09-04T23:48:43Z

sup guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still not able to do simming shit. Probably won't for awhile. :| BUT ANYWAY. I'm here to pimp my friend's (without_pith) new legacy. It is superb:

@ferd_sim!!!!!!!

i miss the sims and you guys :<

DJKSJDKDJKSDJ

2009-08-10T06:49:42Z

Gah. MOAR UPDATE.

So, I just really didn't feel like reinstalling The Sims 2, all the expansions, redoing my downloads folder, etcetc. So, I just decided "Why not start a sims three legacy?"

AND I DID!

Founder!

However, my computer is fucked or something, because after literally a few minutes of gameplay my game freezes and I have to ctrl+alt+dlt the hell out of there. FRUSTRATING AS SHIT, LET ME TELL YOU.

Now I am sims deprived and gaghghgg. Also, the sounds are fucked up in both ts2 and ts3. SO MANY PROBLEMS AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE FIXING THEM AND. I don't know if I'll be able to do anything for awhile, especially since school's starting soon. (one month left of summer vacation :| bawww)

I miss updating and playing and all that.

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

2009-07-28T19:38:17Z

Sup guys, I have some bad news. :|

A few days ago my entire computer died, the vidya card fried, etcetc. Since I have a kick ass warranty, everything fixed. HOWEVER, I LOST EVERYTHING.

All of my legacies, downloads, etcetc. Not sure how my computer died, but it's back and yes. I know I haven't been around lately, I wasn't playing sims much, to be quite honest, but it still sucks I lost all my shit. :\\

My computer is completely reset, too. :| I don't feel like installing all of these again. For now, I am installing the base game and slowly redoing my downloads. ;_;

SOMEBODY, HOLD ME. ;(

SEXCASUAL ROUND-ROBIN LEGACY, GENERATION 2.3!

2009-06-22T02:29:29Z

It came faster than I thought! mirablu posted the first update of her generation at celliesims:

CLICK HERE CLICK HERE CLICK HERE

Hi

2009-06-21T02:57:15Z

I'M NOT DEAD. WITH THE SIMS.

A couple of things!

Week's been stressful, I'm on my LAST MATH REGENTS EXAM. EVER.

Unfortunately, this exam is one of the hardest regents exams. So, I really hope I don't fail. I'm not sure if I want to start a sims 3 legacy or what. Maybe when I finish the Peets and get really far with the Hayes(God, they haven't seen an update since JANUARY. :| I miss them so, but I've been trying to finish the Peets and whatnot) This was my busiest year ever, jeez.

I haven't played the sims in FOREVER. God, I feel so deprived. Honestly, I haven't done much sims related, except lurk around reading legacies and reading simsecret.

I'm AM the next generation in skittlebox's Sims 3 RR, so expect that soon! (You should read it, by the way, sooper dooper funny skittledboxes)

Regarding the /SEXCASUAL/ round robin, mirablu has been busy(and she's doing TWO round robin legacies at once, so I guess generation 2/3 of the /SEXCASUALS/ will be delayed for now.)

GODDAMN DO I LOVE THIS SONG

I LAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHED MYSELF TO SLEEEEEEEP

sims3 again - i like that they kept this one in <3

2009-06-14T03:19:54Z

ps this game runs like shit on my compy damn.

sims 3

2009-06-03T18:22:12Z

this is fleur

then my game crashed and I didn't feel like opening it again.

I'm a little confused about how to play it at the moment, probably because I am an idiot. The game lags a bit, but it's not too bad, damn my processor. :(

klkldkfl

2009-05-25T20:42:15Z

I am working on THE term project (I waited until the last minute GO ME KEKKEKE) All I am thinking is "I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I FINISH THIS SO I CAN PLAY SIMS WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THIS STUPID TERM PROJECT."

PEET LEGACY: GENERATION 8.1

2009-05-21T20:53:09Z

Michael: ..see, her name is Ida. She's the "missing link." She might link humans to LEMURS. Theory of evolution and whatnot. Isn't that fascinating, Aleysa?

Aleysa: :| If I can't kill it or see my reflection in it, I don't care. :|

Michael: ...but /science/ :'<

Aleysa: CONNECTING THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE TO LEMURS. BLASPHEMY. >:|

Dylan: I ACQUIRED MY MIRROR RAMIN PUT IT IN HIS INVENTORY FOR SOME REASON.

Elena: I do not feel.

Dylan: >:D

Elena: Still not feeling. :|

Dylan: HOW ABOUT NOW?!

Elena just chugs down more beer, "juice" as if she never felt an emotion in her life.

I see the booze is kicking in.

Elena: MY MOM NEVER LOVED ME. MY FATHER WAS A MANMAID.
Dylan: FUCKING ALCHOLICS THIS FAMILY HAS TURNED TO SHIT WHEN I LEFT.

Dylan: BITCH YOU PUT THAT DRINK DOWN GOD HELP ME I WILL TAKE OUT MY /VANITY/ /MIRROR/

This is Nathan when he as the mumps. (In the sims 2 mumps is a STD. Explains a lot right?)

You are now aware that Abigail is a necrophiliac. That bitch has been dead for a few months, Abby.

Javier: OSHIT HOT MY WIFE WANTS TO FUCK A DEAD WOMAN FAPFAPFAPFAP I AM SO HAWNY.

Armando: I AM UNIMPORTANT BAWWWWWWW ;______; NOBODY KNOWS WHO I AMMMMMMM. I WAS ONLY HERE TO MAKE CHILDRENNN

Aleysa: I'M A DOCTOR I SAVE LIVES AND SUCH.

Aleysa: BUT NOT /YOURS/ JAVI. D8<

Yeah, Aleysa still has this unexplainable hatred towards Javi. Who knows, it's Aleysa. :\

Aleysa: You know, Elena, I can get you fake IDz. I'm a COOL MOM. You can drink whenever you want. ;)

Elena: ...I'm 24. I graduated college...I have a kid.

Aleysa: STARS?! 8DDDDDD

Elena: ...

IT'S A GAPING HOLE OF DEATH OKAY

NATHAN WAS REJECTED?!

This picture just really frightens me. I don't want to know what Aleysa is doing there. Sitting all contently with her spoiled food.

It's not right guys. It's not right.

Alright, Elena. We understand you're frustrated. Just. Put. The. Fork. Down.

Javier and Elena just found glass in their delicious and nontrashy TV dinners. Something tells me those pieces of glass are reflective and PREVIOUSLY BELONGED TO ALEYSA.

Elena: *POP*
Aleysa: O GOD EW PREGNANCY STINKS.

Later that night...

Elena dies. (Someone dies in every update, don't they?)

Aleysa: BAWWWWW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TELL HER I NEVER LOVED HER.

Nathan: GOD WHY IS ALL OF THIS DEATH IN THE WAY FUCK THIS PLACE.

Until Frances J. goes all white knight and saves her ass.

Aleysa: Yes it was worth shattering you into bits to see blood gush from Javi's mouth heheheheeh

o look babytiems

A boy and girl, the girl's name is Felicia and the boy's name ESCAPES ME.

Victoria grew up and HOLY MOLY HOW IS SHE SO CUTE?

What is wrong with this picture?

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If you didn't choose everything, well. I don't know.

Frances: Man, I hope my children don't grow up fucked up and all that. I hope they will be well adjusted...:(

Good luck with that, Fran.

Abigail: Why is that child sleeping peacefully? SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE? WHY DID YOU NEGLECT US FOR 2000000000 MONTHS?

New Things Old Nathan Hates:

Nathan: OH FUCK WHAT ARE THESE TWEETS. I DON'T WANT A NEW HAIRCUT I LIKE THIS ONE. THESE SHITS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING.

Nathan: OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NOT /SWINE/ /FLU/ STUPID FUCKING PIGS. GO AWAY

OH LOOK AT WHAT'S DYING.

Haha, JUST KIDDING. It was just Javier dying. As long as sexually suppressed teenagers exist TWILIGHT WILL NEVER DIE.

Somewhere, Aleysa is laughing, because she has no soul.

And I will end this abruptly with the birthdays of Armando and Aleysa.

Aleysa is still bangin' as fuck amirite. MAJOR GILF.

(Sorry for the short/abrupt update I just had these for two months+ and needed to post them before I forgot everything ;()

oreos

2009-05-17T16:45:50Z

I was put on academic probation for "failing" chemistry and chemistry lab (I DIDN'T REALLY FAIL, THEY JUST FUCKED UP MY GRADE AND THEY STOLE MY PANTS THEY STOLE PANTS OF MINE). Still haven't had too much time for sims, but when I got the letter I was like ~lol sims~

I wanted to have finished the Peets by now, but you know. ;____;

Now to find articles on Greece from February 2009 to May 2009 to work on my term project that is due in two weeks. 8D Yay~ (Oyes I do procrastinate).

this is just random picspam nothing special sry

2009-05-03T17:41:24Z

I had some time to actually play yesterday (although it wasn't a legacy family, sorry..:<)

I HAVE SOME PICSPAM BECAUSE I TOOK SO MANY PICTURES AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM:

THIS IS MARINA.

I made her in bodyshop many moons ago.

If she REALLY likes your jokes she just might bite your finger. It's a habit.

~hee~

This is really where the crazy spam begins, I apologize.

(this is Gary)

(oh yeah they did it and now there's a bun in the oven)

Gary is a man of class and cheats on his baby mama right in front of her.

Marina is moar concerned with the Swine Flu happenings anyway.

~TEAMWORK~

spam

just thought this was cute

blowing kisses = love~~~

Now for the most awkward marriage proposal ever

Marina + Gary: LOL NO THANKS.

Marina + Gary: ...yeah.

doot dee doot

2009-04-26T10:49:39Z

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I hate you all. Stalkers.

Also, I'm goin' on a hiatus, because well, school is coming to an end and I have 9867 exams to take. It's not an official ~hiatus~, because I might randomly pop in with an update, but you know.

that is all.

LOVE,
PINKY (teehee lol @simsecret this week)

SERVOHUMPER

2009-04-10T07:15:36Z

Update for the Peets soon!

I miss the Hayes, too. I just want to finish the Peets and also I kind of want to see more Frances spawn. I'm on spring break, so I have plenty of time to sim! :)

ROUND-ROBIN WINNAR.

2009-04-09T03:49:58Z

The Generation Two HEIR WINNER IS...

PETER MCEMOPANTS SEXCASUAL!

I'm sure those are tears of joy. Or maybe not. I don't know.

Have fun with him, mirablu, maybe you will give him a better life. (Or worse. Probably worse you are a terrible person. JUST KIDDING. You are little terrible!)

This is seconding as a download post for the SEXCASUALS, too!:

User CLEAN INSTALLER TO DOWNLOAD PL0X (Find clean installer here: http://sims2pack.modthesims2.com/)

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH MY SIMS NO NEED TO CREDIT YADDA YADDA YADDA

(lolbaby)
Olivia SEXCASUAL

Peter SEXCASUAL

Russell SEXCASUAL

Jacqueline SEXCASUAL

BAWWWWWW

2009-04-06T03:36:09Z

Hey guys, I was trying to play the Pipers today and their lot wasn't working. I was freaking the hell out, I took out my CC and their loading screen would just freeze. Eventually, I realized their lot was borked, so I moved them out into a new one, so I lost all of their awesome portraits and such. The main reason I am sadded is because I lost the urns. All of my dead Pipes are gone. THEIR GHOSTS ARE NO MORE. /NO/ /MORE/

No Spencer, No Ana, No Emma, No Brayden, No Jane. ;______;

But most importantly NO CANDACE VICTIMS. THEY'RE ALL GONE. BACK TO SQUARE ONE.

I was /going/ to go to sleep, but now I shall search all these sim halp boards and find a way to salvage them~~~

WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT A LEGACY THAT'S OVER.

OH GOD I JUST REALIZED I LOST ALL OF THE COWPLANTS TOO. ;_;

/SEXCASUAL/ Round-Robin Updates::

2009-04-05T04:50:33Z

This is a reference post for those of you following the round-robin.

Generation 1-2 (by me, dothesmustle)
1.1
2.1
2.2

Generation 2-3 (by mirablu)
2.3

THIS IS COMING SOON.

I decided to let the poll stay up for a little longer. It will be closed soon. :)

dothesmustle @ 2009-04-02T06:23:00

2009-04-02T10:25:00Z

Russell
Fortune
S/N - 3
S/O - 8
L/A - 7
S/P - 0
G/N - 10 (ikr?)

Peter
Pleasure
S/N - 9
S/O - 10
L/A - 4
S/P - 0
G/N - 10

Jacqueline
Popularity
S/N - 8
S/O - 9
L/A - 6
S/P - 3
G/N - 9

(Remember, as per Round-Robin Rules, you guys have to vote for the next heir, through a poll. The next generation (generation three) will be played by mirablu@celliesims!)

View Poll: jskdjskdsjkdjskdj

SEXCASUAL ROUND ROBIN GENERATION TWO HEIR POLL!

2009-04-02T00:45:41Z

HAY GUYS THIS POLL NOT WORKING WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE HA HA HA

OKAY NOT REALLY I AM JUST A FAILURE AT /EVERYTHING/ :(

http://dothesmustle.livejournal.com/71950.html#cutid1

NEW ONE GOGOGOGO

SEXCASUAL ROUND-ROBIN LEGACY, GENERATION 2.2!

2009-04-02T00:44:53Z

Korey: HALP I AM HUNGRY NEED FOOD
Peter: >:[

Oh, look! Idiocy is contagious~ ORRR this family has gotten so poor that they are starving and the only pieces of clothing they have left to wear is their underwear.

or they're just idiot.

Peter: FAWK THIS FAMILY EVERYONE IS SO STUPID. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME. I NEED MORE EYELINER. >:(

Peter: LOOK AT MY KILT. I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR. 8D
Korey: lol still dying of hunger

Russell: FUCK YOU DAD GO EAT SOME SPECIAL K IT'S THE ONLY CEREAL THE WELFARE CHECKS COVER.

Korey: TIME FOR SOUPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE 8D *picks wedgie*

Korey: YOU LIKE SPECIAL K, DON'T YOU FLOURBABY? YES YOU DOOOOOOO

I wonder how long it will take for the maid to realize that not one person in this family has a shred of sanity left.

It did not take too long.

Maid: OH BOY I HOPE THEY DON'T TOUCH ME. OR LICK ME. OR LOOK AT ME. I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS SHET.

Postman: FUCK THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR SWITCHING ROUTES WITH DAGMAR IN ORDER TO GET LAID.

Korey: HeeeeeeeeeeeeHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Postman: oh god i hope he doesn't get drool on me :|

What the fuck is Russell's problem. He's always pissed at something. What a dick.

Jacqueline: OH GODDDDD MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE.
Russell: Bathing to sounds of sobbing relaxes me.
Panda: ._.

Rosemarie: OH EW I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

Peter: I'M ALOOOOOOOOOOOOONE IN THIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD.
Russell: SKJDKSDJ WHAT A PUSSY BITCH.
Rosemarie: Why am I still here.

Russell: STOP BEING SUCH A PUSS. THIS IS WHY EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF YOU IN SCHOOL.

Peter: 8(

Russell is far too much of an asshole to even try to have any friends.

Russell: GOD I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO BEFRIEND ME.
Peter: I SHOULD JUST END IT ALL ;___________;
Rosemarie: /WHY/ /AM/ /I/ /STILL/ /HERE/

Russell: FUN IS FOR PUSSIES.

Russell: /PUSSIES/ /LIKE/ /YOU/
Peter: Ouch. My breast. :(

Oh great, the house is going to be filled with skinny jeans, band t-shirts, and eyeliner again.

Russell: WHAT THE FU--- WHY ARE YOU CRYING OH I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS.

Peter: Hai are you gonna be nice to me now :D
Russell: NO SHE ISN'T YOU IDIOT. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

Rosemarie: WHAT THE FUCK. IS THIS RAIN THIS BETTER NOT BE SOME FUCKING RAIN. OH ASSES WILL BE HANDED TO IF THIS IS RAIN.

It was most definitely rain. And asses were handed to.

Peter: I HATE MY LIIIIIIIIIIFE.

I bet he wipes his boogers on his sleeves.

Jacqueline: Congrats on getting spit on by random strangers!

~YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIIIIIIIIIIIKE WHEN NOTHING FEELS ALRIIIIIIIGHT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEE TO BE HUUUUUUUURT TO FEEL LOOOOOOOST TO BE LEFT OUT IN THE DARKKKKKKKKKKKKK TO BE KICKED WHEN YOU'RE DOWWWWN AND FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN PUSHED ARRRRROUND~

Russell + Peter: OH GOD MOM PICK UP THAT BASEBALL. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST LEFT IT ON THE FLOOR THERE. THIS IS GREATLY DISTURBING USSSSS.
Olivia: OKAY OKAY I WILL PICK IT UP.

Peter: I want a cat.

~no~

Korey: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HEREEEEEEE. SOMEONE KILL ME DED.

I do not blame him one bit for having nightmares about his marriage. Not one bit.

I mean, seriously. He married HER.

THIS IS WHY YOUR NEIGHBORS DO NOT VISIT YOU.

Russell: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SCENT. THAT SCENT IS SO TERRIBLE I WANT TO RAGEVOMIT ALL OVER SOMETHING PRETTY AND EXPENSIVE.

Russell: lol mom i need food to ragevomit.
Olivia: I can't hear you, lol.

Korey: WHY THE HELL IS MY SON SUCH A LITTLE BITCH
Jacqueline: WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT QUESTION.

Russell: HELLO FUCKING THERE I NEED FOOD TO RAGEVOMIT AND ALSO TO LIVE.

and then everyone pissed Jackie off and she died.

Russell: My parents slow dancing in the snow appeases my anger. :D

Jacqueline: GOOD JOB ON GETTING THE TITLE OF "TOWN DOUCHEBAG!"

Peter: Dad, gtfo I don't want to cry with you.

Russell: HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MOM.

fkjkddjskdjs PETER WATCH OUT FOR THAT WATER BALLOON WATCH OUT FOR IT.

Peter didn't listen to me, so now he has a goiter.

:|

Korey: WHAT A STUPID FLAMINGO. I HATE THIS FLAMINGO.

Peter: OH SHIT I JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT MY PARENTS WERE GOING TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ON THE SAME PATCH OF LAND AS ME WHILST DISCUSSING MY ACADEMIC FAILURES.

Russell: YOU DISGRACE ME, SOCIAL BUNNY. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? ARE YOU JUST GOING TO POP OUT OF THE SKY AND TALK TO PEOPLE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? WITH AN ECONOMY LIKE THIS, YOU'LL NEED A MORE SERIOUS JOB. YOU'RE A WASTE OF SPACE. AND ALSO A WASTE OF A RABBIT COSTUME.

Russell: I love it when people cry. :D

Peter: Listen, I am one bad ass mofo.

Peter: I am like, totally BFFZ with my mom. We're like motherfucking Calvin and Hobbes.
Olivia: *senses a disturbance in the force*

Olivia: PETER WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BRAGGING ABOUT YOURSELF TO STRANGERS? EVERYBODY HATES YOU.

Jacqueline: Everybody hates you! :D
Townie: .....are you srs.

So fucking emo he constantly needs to be cheered up by people.

Townie: I pity the fool who manages to meet this family. :(

Olivia: OSNAP A MOHAWK ZOMBIE WITH BLUE GLOWING GLASSES. =O =O

You're gettin' oooooooooold.

Aww, she's still pretty adorable. :)

~*~Living the good life fuck yea~*~

RunningTownie: Oshit the SEXCASUALS oshit gotta go.

RUN, TOWNIE, RUNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Russell: Oh boy I can't wait until I can punch you in the throat.
Peter: /WHAT/ /IS/ /MY/ /LIFE/

Jerome Inada and his sexy, voluminous hair is back. And he is angry.

and he also has some crazy-cool moves.

Jerome: OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I NEED TO LEAVE NOW.

Jerome: WAIT I NEED TO RAGE ABOUT THIS FAMILY MOAR.

Jerome: NVM GOING NOW GOING NOWWWWWWWWWWW.

Olivia: Why nobody likes us? :(

Olivia: Why is my body not properly frozen. I am not good enough to be fully frozen, that's probably it. :( *applies moar eyeliner*

Olivia: Son, I am disappoint. :|

ksjjdskjdksdj YOU DO NOT DESERVE A HOBBY YOUR HOBBY IS CRYING OVER EVERYTHING.

Russell's anger is an epidemic. It spreads crazy fast. AND HE RUINS PEOPLE'S DAYS.

Way 2 also kill people's happy moods, Peter.

Still getting cheered up, because he is an emos.

This is not inappropriate /at/ /all/

Korey grew up and is happily watching the clouds thinking of the dreams he could have pursued had he not married Olivia.

~they still have their flame~ it's just a little crackly now.

wat.

Korey: I would totally lose by oldmanboner for you if you smelled right now. :O

I DON'T KNOW WHY I TOOK THIS IT'S JUST CUTE /LOOK/ /AT/ /IT/

This whole reading to teenagers thing will never not be creepy to me.

OHYES 1/3 OF THE WAY DONE WITH THIS GENERATION.

Ohsnap unf at you, Jackie.

Russell: And then I was like, "IS THAT A FUCKING BASEBALL ON THE FLOOR?!?"

Holy fucking cow, the second he grows into an adult he starts crying little the little babby he is. :\

GROW A PAIR, PETER. GEEZ.

Anywayz here is Russell as an adult, pretty unfy as well.

...and also still an asshole times 9288infinity.

This is Peter. Now with hardcore lip piercingz.

This never stops. Ever.

Russell has this creepy way of just watching Peter cry. It's like he gets a sick satisfaction watching his brother suffer.

and this allllll happens while the two old fogeys play bingo and completely forget they have childrens.

Now, let's one last look at our heir contenders:

Russell
Fortune
S/N - 3
S/O - 8
L/A - 7
S/P - 0
G/N - 10 (ikr?)

Peter
Pleasure
S/N - 9
S/O - 10
L/A - 4
S/P - 0
G/N - 10

Jacqueline
Popularity
S/N - 8
S/O - 9
L/A - 6
S/P - 3
G/N - 9

(Remember, as per Round-Robin Rules, you guys have to vote for the next heir, through a poll. The next generation (generation three) will be played by mirablu@celliesims!)

VOTE FOR HEIR @ THIS ENTRY!

HAYSUP GUYS I KNOW I FAIL.

2009-03-28T02:24:36Z

I failllllllllllllll.

I will post soon. I promise. School has been eating me alive. I wouldn't be surprised if I have been forgotten about in the sims community.

I think I'll have a SEXCASUAL round robin legacy update soon, possibly the final post of my generation before I hand it off to mirablu! I want to update the Hayes, I miss them so much~ I feel like I am overestimating if I promise that, though. :P I'll try!

Writer's Block: What Next?

2009-03-20T00:12:00Z

What do you think happens to us when we die?

View 500 Answers

We get turned into ghosts and then scare people when they sell our beds.

THE PEET LEGACY: GENERATION 8.0 -PART 2-

2009-03-13T01:08:02Z

Llama: I AM HAVING SERIOUS SMILEY DEPRIVATION.

QUICK EVERYBODY SMILE AT LLAMA-BOY.

Regina: lol I don't know what is going on here but I am going to smile~

Good job, Reg.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ELENA. YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH FRANCES HE IS GENTLE. HIS BONES ARE MADE OF /PORCELAIN/

How could you be so careless?

Regina: Who needs love I HAVE MY MIRROR.

Elena: That is a valid point, Regina. *primprimprimp*
Regina: *primpprimprimpprimp*
Frances: ..:(

~POPPIN DA QUESTION~

I think this facial expression was made for this guy. It accentuates his features ~so perfectly~

Elena is most likely just happy to see her reflection in it.

Regina: This marriage proposal and hamburger have reminded me to call up MooCow.

Elena celebrates her marriage proposal by...bathtub playing. Really, I do not think she is well.

This is the type of woman the Frances in my game is interested in. :\ I think he's broken.

WHAT THE FUCK, REPOMAN.

Frances: I don't like this. At all.

Frances: STOP DOING THAT. HEY--HEY, STOP DOING THAT. YOU LOOK STUPID.

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I do not lie. (here is a gif)

PS: Frances is such an asshole. He talks shit about everyone he has ever met. Except for Elena, but I'm sure he'll do that eventually, too.

FRANCES IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT COUCH WOOHOO. SO EXCITED I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT.

I guess this is just all-around creepy facial expressions that you make while having sexy tiems-time.

While creepy facial o-faces were being formed, Regina yelled at a mirror.

;________;

I fear for the children. And Frances. His poor delicate heart (which is also made of porcelain) is not able to handle this.

Elena: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM I HAVE TO LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR FOR TWO HOURS. GEEZ.

Elena's kind of a bitch. :(

THEN EVERYONE GRADUATED AND ELENA IS HEIRESS BECAUSE I WANT FRANNYBABBYS.

Oh...Oh GOD FRANCES WHY IS THAT YOUR WOOHOO HAIR?

All. Over. Each. Other. (all the tiiiiime)

Elena: Oh, BALLS, I can't see my face in this. ;_; WHERE IS FRANCES HE NEEDS TO TELL ME I AM PRETTY ;O;

Abigail: ~~the voices in my head~~ SOMETHING IS TELLING ME I SHOULD HATE YOU.

I hate the world sometimes~

STOP SINGING IN THE BATHROOM. TOILETS DO NOT HAVE EARS. OR STUFF.

Elena: *pukes*
Aleysa: OH MY GOD I JUST CLEANED THAT TOILET ;____; AND WE'RE ALL OUT OF SCRUBBING BUBBLES. I HATE MY LIFE.

Abigail: AW SHIT BITCHES BETTER NOT BE THROWING UP IN TOILETS.

Well, they are. But Michael saves the day by singing for ~peace~

All.

The time. They seriously never out of the bathroom. THE BATHROOM IS NOT AUDIENCE FOR YOUR SINGING OKAY.

This is basically all Elena does all day. She is not capable of doing anything else I think.

Sometimes she gets excited for weather, too.

Weather that is not happening at all. Crazy broad.

Armando: This grilled cheese sandwich tastes like FART.
Abigail: ....:D

Elena: HAY BBGRL HOW YOU DOING YOU LOOKING FINE TODAY.

Frances: Dear Diary, Elena is pregnant and naked and she is farting bubbles.

Frances: I don't think I like that.

Elena had the worst pregnancy ever. She kept passing out every 2 seconds. Then she'd starve then she'd complain about something else. God, Worthington spawn is DIFFICULT ALREADY.

INAPPROPRIATE.

Frances is an alcoholic now. What draws all of this legacy's spouses to alcoholism?

Probably this.

and this.

...and you know what? NEVER MIND I GET IT NOW.

Aleysa: I HATE THINGS. ALL KINDS OF THINGS. EVEN ROCKS. /EVEN/ /GNEISS/
Armando: I know. :|
Frances: :(

Aleysa: HUGS?!
Frances: What the fuck? No, nonononononono.

Aleysa's random outburst of affection INDUCED ELENA'S LABOR.

So they get married afterwards.

With their daughter, Victoria and Javi in his underwear to witness the beautiful event~

Victoria: HALP

Elena: ARRRR DO YE GOTS MY BOOTY.

Frances: MY BABY HATES ME :(

Yehp, Frances and Elena are just the most suitable parents ever.

Butler: OH GOD LOOK AT THIS TRASH. I HATE THIS TRASH. THIS TRASH IS SINISTER.

What the shit, my sims have a pussy-butler. :\

Which makes Frances cry, while everyone else drinks moar.

So Frances joins.

Butler: lol I kind of caused that.

THE PEETS HAVE /RUINED/ FRANCES J. WORTHINGTON III. FOREVER.

This is why we can't have nice things. :(

Armando: Ohhhhhh bawwwwwww, WHEN WAS THERE A BABY BORNED? :(

Holy shitballs, Victora's ADORABLE.

SJSKJDKDJSDKDJS What the hell.

Bah, sorry if this was choppy, I've been really busy lately and I FINALLY had time to update.~~

THE PEET LEGACY: GENERATION 8.0 -PART 1-

2009-03-13T00:18:13Z

LAST TIME I LEFT OFF, MORE THAN A MONTH AGO..Elena died but NEVER FEAR she is alive again, except she's half ghost now. :|

AND OF COURSE AS SOON AS THEY ARE ALIVE AGAIN THEY /GO/ /TO/ /SLEEP/

You'd think after dying, you'd LIVE YOUR LIFE.

I think dying kind of got to Elena. She's never really.../fully/ there anymore.

During all of this, Aleysa tries to kill people by suffocating them with her boobies.

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK WHY DO THEY KEEP EXCLUDING MY CHILLUNZ. Elena was the one who WANTED to go to private school.

Elena: Ohshit I think my grandmother is slowly dying or something I am going to eat an invisible churro to conceal my pain~
Armando: I hate this book :|

Okay now I know why she wasn't accepted to private school. GOD SHE PROBABLY HAS BRAIN DAMAGE OR SOMETHING GIVE HER A FREE PASS.

Elena manages to take out her anger on dead people's ashes.

...You keep on doing that, sweetie.

Elena: FUCK YOU, DEAD PERSON I HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE.

Elena: OH GOD FUCK THESE DEAD PEOPLE AND THEIR ASHES/ /FUCK/ /THEM/

Elena:: *angry mouth breathing*

Elena: SHIT FUCK THERE IS SOMETHING KEEPING ME FROM BREAKING THAT FUCKING URN. FUCK DEAD PEOPLE.

speaking of dead people

Abigail has died for 94834th time now. Nathan pwnz.

Nathan: death makes my tummy hurt :(

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, ABIGAIL. WOULD YOU STOP DYING. I SWEAR TO GOD.

Aleysa: I'm sick of this dying bitch, next time she dies. She is /staying/ /dead/

o yes nathan does kick death's ass.

Nathan: KAY BITCH STOP DYING NOW.

Javier: I can vio YOUR lion
Abigail: O RLY
Nathan: THIS CONVERSATION IS MAKING ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.

Regina: lol I pissed my pants.

Regina: lol I did it again.

Aleysa: WHEN THE FUCK DID DYLAN DIE. OHHH SHIT SOMEONE'S DYING TONIGHT.

ARE YOU STUPID.

Dylan: WHEN THE HELL DID I DIIIIIIIIIIE. /I/ /CAN'T/ /FIND/ /MY/ /MIRROR/

Regina: frozen urine feels weird D:

Aleysa still fucking fails at showing any kind of emotion rather than anger.

I guess not being able to control your bladder is the shit right now.

Or not.

Wat.

Elena: Mmmmmmmmmm Bon Voyage townies.

Nathan: I'M NEVER GOING TO DIE.
Aleysa: Ohhhhhhh, I'd LOVE to kick his ass. FAP.

Elena: Oh man that mushroom haircut is making me ~~hungry~~ SUPER HORNY.

Elena: *PDAs with boyfriend.*
Nathan: I don't like that.
Abigail: I like it.

~lol look what happened~

I don't even know why they hate each other, to be honest. WHAT AM I SAYING THIS IS ALEYSA DOES SHE NEED A REASON TO HATE.

(The answer is no)

Oh snap, let's get a close-up of FierceJavier.

FIERCE

You would, Aleysa. You would.

Michael: lololololol
Aleysa: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD WE ALREADY STOPPED LAUGHING FUCK YOU

After that is was uni tiemz

This is Regina.

This is Elena.

Elena: OH GOD EW WHAT DID GUNNAR JUST DO TO ME OH GOD. OH GOD. EW.

The Shifting Paradymes didn't really like Elena...or Regina. So, we moved in with Frances J. Worthington III instead.

Frances: JUST BECAUSE I AM GAY IN SOME /OTHER/ STORIES DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SHOES WITH YOU. BE GONE.
Elena: I am enamored.

and so is Frances.

Holy shit, they're eager beavers.

They hopped into bed with each other within /seconds/ after meeting. o.0

Meanwhile, Regina finds love with the cow mascot.

Good for you, Regina. Good for you.

Frances approves of Regina's furry-fetish.

It's trouble in paradise for Moogina.

I'm not really sure about how Frances feel about this.

These are my possible heiresses. Generation eight, it is screwed.

GENERATION EIGHT IS NOW 39283928 TIMES MORE SCREWED.

Seriously. The Peets have some tradition of being vain as fuck.

That's not creepy at all, Regina.

Not. Creepy. At. All.

I don't know where I was going with this picture...uhm. It's a very pretty one, imo.

Frances: I love you, Elena. Don't even leave me for your extremely smooth great-great-great grandfather. :( :(

Actually, Elena would probably leave you for...herself, Frances. :|

Part 2

CAPSLOCK MASTER LIST (MADE BY cadencelegacy)

2009-03-10T23:29:00Z

uhm poast fail

EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT

2009-03-07T00:58:13Z

Also

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it is so sad to see what woohoo really looks like she's possessed
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wat i want to be an astronaut when i see what you did there
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