DICKFACEHEAD/DUE TO THIS MUSCLE (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} dothesmustle) wrote,@ 2009-05-21 16:51:00 |
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| Current mood: |  hungry |
| Current music: | a walk through hell - say anything |
| Entry tags: | peet legacy |
PEET LEGACY: GENERATION 8.1
Michael: ..see, her name is Ida. She's the "missing link." She might link humans to LEMURS. Theory of evolution and whatnot. Isn't that fascinating, Aleysa?
Aleysa: :| If I can't kill it or see my reflection in it, I don't care. :|
Michael: ...but /science/ :'<
Aleysa: CONNECTING THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE TO LEMURS. BLASPHEMY. >:|
Dylan: I ACQUIRED MY MIRROR RAMIN PUT IT IN HIS INVENTORY FOR SOME REASON.
Elena: I do not feel.
Dylan: >:D
Elena: Still not feeling. :|
Dylan: HOW ABOUT NOW?!
Elena just chugs down more beer, "juice" as if she never felt an emotion in her life.
I see the booze is kicking in.
Elena: MY MOM NEVER LOVED ME. MY FATHER WAS A MANMAID.
Dylan: FUCKING ALCHOLICS THIS FAMILY HAS TURNED TO SHIT WHEN I LEFT.
Dylan: BITCH YOU PUT THAT DRINK DOWN GOD HELP ME I WILL TAKE OUT MY /VANITY/ /MIRROR/
This is Nathan when he as the mumps. (In the sims 2 mumps is a STD. Explains a lot right?)
You are now aware that Abigail is a necrophiliac. That bitch has been dead for a few months, Abby.
Javier: OSHIT HOT MY WIFE WANTS TO FUCK A DEAD WOMAN FAPFAPFAPFAP I AM SO HAWNY.
Armando: I AM UNIMPORTANT BAWWWWWWW ;______; NOBODY KNOWS WHO I AMMMMMMM. I WAS ONLY HERE TO MAKE CHILDRENNN
Aleysa: I'M A DOCTOR I SAVE LIVES AND SUCH.
Aleysa: BUT NOT /YOURS/ JAVI. D8<
Yeah, Aleysa still has this unexplainable hatred towards Javi. Who knows, it's Aleysa. :\
Aleysa: You know, Elena, I can get you fake IDz. I'm a COOL MOM. You can drink whenever you want. ;)
Elena: ...I'm 24. I graduated college...I have a kid.
Aleysa: STARS?! 8DDDDDD
Elena: ...
IT'S A GAPING HOLE OF DEATH OKAY
NATHAN WAS REJECTED?!
This picture just really frightens me. I don't want to know what Aleysa is doing there. Sitting all contently with her spoiled food.
It's not right guys. It's not right.
Alright, Elena. We understand you're frustrated. Just. Put. The. Fork. Down.
Javier and Elena just found glass in their delicious and nontrashy TV dinners. Something tells me those pieces of glass are reflective and PREVIOUSLY BELONGED TO ALEYSA.
Elena: *POP*
Aleysa: O GOD EW PREGNANCY STINKS.
Later that night...
Elena dies. (Someone dies in every update, don't they?)
Aleysa: BAWWWWW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TELL HER I NEVER LOVED HER.
Nathan: GOD WHY IS ALL OF THIS DEATH IN THE WAY FUCK THIS PLACE.
Until Frances J. goes all white knight and saves her ass.
Aleysa: Yes it was worth shattering you into bits to see blood gush from Javi's mouth heheheheeh
o look babytiems
A boy and girl, the girl's name is Felicia and the boy's name ESCAPES ME.
Victoria grew up and HOLY MOLY HOW IS SHE SO CUTE?
What is wrong with this picture?
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If you didn't choose everything, well. I don't know.
Frances: Man, I hope my children don't grow up fucked up and all that. I hope they will be well adjusted...:(
Good luck with that, Fran.
Abigail: Why is that child sleeping peacefully? SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE? WHY DID YOU NEGLECT US FOR 2000000000 MONTHS?
New Things Old Nathan Hates:
Nathan: OH FUCK WHAT ARE THESE TWEETS. I DON'T WANT A NEW HAIRCUT I LIKE THIS ONE. THESE SHITS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING.
Nathan: OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NOT /SWINE/ /FLU/ STUPID FUCKING PIGS. GO AWAY
OH LOOK AT WHAT'S DYING.
Haha, JUST KIDDING. It was just Javier dying. As long as sexually suppressed teenagers exist TWILIGHT WILL NEVER DIE.
Somewhere, Aleysa is laughing, because she has no soul.
And I will end this abruptly with the birthdays of Armando and Aleysa.
Aleysa is still bangin' as fuck amirite. MAJOR GILF.
(Sorry for the short/abrupt update I just had these for two months+ and needed to post them before I forgot everything ;()
